Jennifer Pharr Davis beats the Appalachian Trail Thru-Hike Record

August 30th, 2011

Recap of Unforgettable Finish

The Last Day- 36.2 miles
Start time: 2:45am
End time: 3:26pm


Jen, Carl, Maureen, and I woke up at 2:45 again. Jen was making some pretty terrible sounds as she got ready. Like, “I’ve been hiking 47 miles a day for 45 days straight and have gotten a total of 7.5 hours of sleep the last two nights” sort of sounds.

Carl said, “This is how it feels.” We talked later about that and what he meant- more or less- was, “This is how it feels when you’ve pushed yourself to the limit. And this is what you’ve got to overcome if you’re going to do something great.” I thought I knew what he meant when he said it. But I could tell Jen didn’t because she just groaned some more.

Anyway, they set off at 3:05. I was nervous again because you never know what can happen when someone’s night hiking on less than 4 hours of sleep. But Jen and Carl reached Neels Gap around 5:25.

Neither of them touched the hard boiled egg and mozzarella string cheese wraps I’d made them. I have to admit, I was a little insulted. I’ve been getting rave reviews for my wraps all trip- beginning with Dutch- and I’m not used to being rejected.

Carl chugged two Ensure shakes then they began climbing Blood Mountain a few minutes later. Maureen and I drove around to Woody Gap. When we got there at 6:05, Jen’s two brothers Jones and James were there. (Jones and his wife Jackie flew down from New York by way of Charlotte, where they have a place. James, Lindsay, and Hazel came straight from Litchfield Beach in South Carolina.)

I asked them if they knew Jen wouldn’t be there until 9 or so, and they said yes. James added, “This [waking up ridiculously early] is what I get for hanging out with my brother the banker.”

We talked until 7 or so then I told them I needed to take a nap. James took a nap, too. I think Jones stayed awake and talked to Maureen, but I’m not sure because I was passed out and drooling for the next hour and a half.

Jen came in at 9:05, but Carl was nowhere in sight. When she got to the car, she told us he had to stop early in the 10.6-mile stretch because he’d gotten sick. Carl had been having stomach issues for weeks. Plus, he’d just finished helping organize a road race that ran through TN from MO to GA.

Jen said she waited for him for a few minutes, then decided she couldn’t control when he got there but she could control when she got to us. I should mention that, like any good Sherpa, Carl was carrying the snacks and drinks.

So after Jen got down a Pepsi- along with one of my gourmet and under-appreciated egg wraps- she elaborated on what how she’d felt with no food or water for 10+ miles. At one point, she said half-jokingly, “I saw a lot of animals on that stretch- I just don’t know if they were all real.”

But she felt better after taking in some more snacks and juice water, and she and Jones were heading for Gooch Gap by 9:15. Maureen and I drove around while James waited for Carl to come out of the woods.

Apparently, Jones was really pushing Jen and saying things like, “Come on… you should be running right now! This is a runnable section.” So she ran for a while and they got in at 10:21. James and Carl were nowhere in sight so Jones hiked/ran the next section to Cooper Gap.

At some point along the way, I stopped to check the map and realized that James and Carl were behind Maureen’s enormous diesel-engine Ford truck. When we got to Cooper Gap, Carl told us how he’d stopped so Jen couldn’t hear him throw up because she said if she’d heard him, she’d have probably gotten sick, too. So he was sprawled out on all fours in the middle the trail, puking his guts out for five minutes.

Eventually, he got to his feet and started hiking again but as he ran down Blood Mountain to catch up with Jen, he jostled his stomach enough that he got sick again. Then he realized he wasn’t going to catch her, so he took a side trail down to Winfield Scott State Park where he hoped to hitch a ride to Woody Gap.

A guy in a truck took him a mile or two before he had to turn off, but no one else would pick him up so he had to road walk the remaining 7 miles. But he made it. And we were glad. The Pit Crew had gone 46 days without a lost-time injury. We didn’t want to ruin the streak so close to the end.

Jen and Jones reached Cooper Gap around 11:35, and James hiked with her from there.

Eventually, people realized that they couldn’t reach me on my phone because I’d thrown it in a Dairy Queen Blizzard so they started tracking me down on Jen’s phone. It turned out to be a good thing because I was able to give my parents directions to Hightower Gap and they were able to meet us there.

Jen and James came through around 12:45 and only stayed for a few minutes before pressing on toward Three Forks, which was 4 miles away. At this point, Jen could definitely smell the barn.

My sister Dearing and I drove around to Three Forks where Warren was waiting. He’d rearranged his schedule and driven hours out of his way so he could meet Jen at Three Forks and hand her a cup of water from the stream.

When Jen got to Three Forks, I cranked John Cowan’s version of “Mighty Clouds of Joy” from the Telluride Bluegrass Festival compilation. (She would ask me to sing that song whenever I walked with her on the flat stretches of trail.)

From Three Forks, Jen and James had 3.3 miles to Forest Service Road 42. They reached it around 3:05. Everyone was on top of Springer except Jen’s mom- who was waiting to take photos of Jen and James- and me. I played “The Cave” by Mumford and Sons. That’s been the unofficial theme song this summer because it talks about “strength through pain” and it makes lots of allusion to the Odyssey.

Jen started sobbing. I cried, too. We hugged, and I said, “You did it…” And she said, “No. We did it…” We held hands on our way up Springer. I asked if Jen would want to hug people or take photos or do anything else before finishing, and she said, “I just want to touch the rock.”

I asked her if she wanted to know who was here and she said “no.” Every now and then, she would take gasping breaths and start crying again, but then she’d regain her composure.

Jen’s family friend Serena, who’d fed Jen lasagna on a tablecloth in northeast TN, took some photos a hundred yards or so from the rock. When we got near the summit, we could hear all the people.

We came out of the woods onto the granite slab and everyone had their cameras out. There were 45 or so people there. They all started cheering and taking photos. Jen started crying again. We touched the sign together then we hugged and cried some more. It was kind of funny having so many people around. Everyone recognized how awkward it was and as the cameras flashed someone said something about a “private moment.” Everyone laughed.

Jen looked at her watch to mark the time. 3:26pm. 46 days, 11 hours, and 20 minutes after she touched the sign on Katahdin. Then we sat on the rock and took it all in.

Jen saw her Samford friend Emily who’d driven all the way from Mississippi with her husband Jeff. She didn’t know Emily was coming so she started crying all over again. And that happened several more times because people Jen cared about so much had driven so far.

Her Samford roommate Katie had driven from Birmingham with her husband David, son Peter, and mom Beth. Mark Catlin, another Samford friend, had driven 15 hours round trip from Raleigh with his wife and son to spend an hour on top of Springer. And loads of friends, family, and strangers from western NC, TN, GA, AL, and SC.

Warren stood off in the background taking it all in, wearing a green shirt with a white blaze on it, looking very much like a part of the AT. I hugged him and said “thank you.” We both started to cry and he said, “thank you… thank you…” He hugged me so tight I almost couldn’t breathe.

It was all very special and wonderful. Like a wedding.

After all the photos and hugs, Jen signed the register. It was short and sweet. She wrote, “Full of love, appreciation, memories, and no regrets! – Jennifer Pharr Davis “Odyssa” July 31, 2011.” Eventually people started straggling back down the mountain.

A few friends and family got lost along on the way to Springer, but we got to see them in the parking lot. Jen’s friend Alice who drove up from Atlanta, brought champagne and plastic cups. We cranked Mumford and Sons again. Jen and I danced to “The Cave.” After another 20 or 30 minutes, everyone said their goodbyes and we headed our separate ways.

As Jen and I were driving back down forest service road 42, we stopped to ask a group of soldiers who were doing military exercises which was the quickest way down to Dahlonega. They asked if we’d been to Springer to see the endurance hiker, and we told them Jen was the endurance hiker.

They called their sergeant over because he wanted to shake her hand and congratulate her. We thanked them for serving our country then drove toward Helen where we spent the night with our friends Frank and Lauren at Lauren’s parents’ mountain house (Thanks, Don and Genevieve!).

We visited with them for a while, ate some pizza then went to bed. And that was the end of our arduous, sublime adventure.

Psalm 91

1 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.

2 I will say of the LORD, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.”

3 Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence.

4 He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.

5 You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day,

6 nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday.

7 A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.

8 You will only observe with your eyes  and see the punishment of the wicked.

9 If you say, “The LORD is my refuge,” and you make the Most High your dwelling,

10 no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent.

11 For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways;

12 they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.

13 You will tread on the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great lion and the serpent.

14 “Because he loves me,” says the LORD, “I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name.

15 He will call on me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble,  I will deliver him and honor him.

16 With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”

For more info on Jen’s experience, visit her blog, where this post originated.

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Jennifer Pharr Davis in National Parks Traveler

April 19th, 2011

Jennifer Pharr Davis Hoping To Thru-Hike Appalachian Trail In Record Time

Submitted by Kurt Repanshek on April 19, 2011 – 1:39am

Jennifer Pharr Davis, who already holds the women’s speed-record for a thru-hike on the Appalachian Trail, hopes to surpass the men’s record this summer. Courtesy photo.

Many hikers planning to walk the entire Appalachian National Scenic Trail are already on the iconic path, having started out from Springer Mountain, Georgia, with intentions of reaching northern Maine in August or September.

While those hikers will be at times slogging through spring storms and muddy trails, Jennifer Pharr Davis will be at home in North Carolina putting the finishing touches on her gear and physical fitness. She won’t be in a rush to hit the trail….until June, when she plans to hike from the trail’s northern terminus atop Mount Katahdin to Springer Mountain in as few as 47 days.

Ms. Davis already has hiked the 2,180-mile A.T. end-to-end twice, and holds the women’s speed record for thru-hiking the trail, having covered the distance in 57 days, 8 hours and 35 minutes back in 2008. Her first thru-hike in 2005 produced Becoming Odyssa, Epic Adventures on the Appalachian Trail, a book that laid bare much of her soul, at least the hiker within. This summer the book will be released in paperback form.

Many say hiking the A.T. end-to-end is a transformative experience, and for Ms. Davis her 2005 hike moved her from being a hiking neophyte to one who couldn’t get enough trail miles under her feet. Not only has she hiked the Pacific Crest Trail end-to-end, but also Vermont’s Long Trail, the Colorado Trail, up Mount Kilimanjaro in Kenya, and quite a few other trails.

Along the way not only has she grown as an individual and become as comfortable in the backcountry as if it were her living room, but she’s parlayed her experiences into a career as a motivational speaker, guidebook author, and coach for those looking to train for either long-distance hikes or long-distance runs.

Her desire to eclipse the men’s record for thru-hiking the A.T. brings up a few obvious questions, most revolving around whether her attempt has evolved from a desire to enjoy the backcountry of America’s oldest long-distance trail to an athletic competition. After all, to surpass the men’s record of 47 days, 13 hours and 31 minutes, she’ll have to average 47 miles a day, no small accomplishment.

“I think in our modern-day society we tend to shy away from things that are hard or challenging. Things that we might not succeed at scare us,” she replied when asked what’s motivating her to chase the record. “But I believe that by pushing our limits we are able to refine ourselves and learn about ourselves in a positive manner, despite the outcome. We can never accomplish anything excellent or new unless we are willing to try new things and test our boundaries.

“I love being in nature. I love hiking slowly or running as fast as I can. The A.T. is an especially precious place for me, because I had a life-changing thru-hike on the path in 2005. In 2008, I loved setting the women’s record with my husband’s support; and I feel blessed – like I have been given a gift – to be able to have a similar experience once again.”

Speed hiking, which requires one to rise before the sun and settle down for the night often long after it has set, can lead to blisters and sore muscles that never seem to get enough time to recover. While Ms. Davis’ upcoming attempt will be somewhat easier than what the typical thru-hiker encounters because she’ll have a support team — including her husband — to ferry her gear from hut to hut along the way, the sheer need to cover nearly 50 miles a day in a rugged landscape that’s almost always going up or down reaches deep into her core and ignites something within.

“I know that I love pushing my limits on the trail… as if the more I pour out the more that I am able to learn and absorb,” said Ms. Davis. “And by trying for a new, possibly better, record I will either: 1.) prove that there does not need to be a gap between the men’s and women’s record on the trail, 2.) improve on my previous time, 3.) finish the A.T. for a third time, or 4.) if nothing else – I will learn about myself and my limits while spending time on my favorite trail with my favorite person – my husband! All those scenarios sound good to me, and worthwhile!”

In her bid, Ms. Davis will have trail support from ultra-runner and former A.T. and Pacific Crest Trail speed-record-holder David Horton, as well as veteran A.T. expert Warren Doyle, as well as her husband, Brew Davis.

Asked whether speed-hiking the A.T. diminishes its significance as a foot path many spend months on, a landscape not to be dashed through, Ms. Davis said the approach is simply another way to enjoy the trail.

“Speed hiking is a different way to experience the trail. It is not better or worse than thru-hiking or section hiking. It is simply more concentrated,” she said. “The A.T. is way too thru-hike centric. The trail was never created to be hiked all at once, and even though that has become a popular use of the route, that doesn’t mean that it is the best or only way to enjoy the trail.

“I don’t feel that my record hike is in any way better or more noble than the mom who takes her kids out to day-hike different portions of the trail near their house, she went on. “The trail is there to meet you where you are at. The purpose is to make it accessible to everyone that travels by foot – but that includes trail runners, speed hikers, and record setters. As long as you are respecting the trail, others, and yourself then you have a right to be on the famous foot path.”

In the end, said Ms. Davis, the goal is not to tick off miles or chase a clock, but simply to take away something from the experience. How you decide to get that experience — thru-hiking, section hiking, or speed-hiking — in the end is largely irrelevant.

“The A.T. is there for every person, at every stage or life, and at every speed. After spending a day on the trail speed hiking I don’t lose any sleep at night for not appreciating the trail or enjoying the path in a ‘proper’ manner,” she said. “I love my time on the trail, and I always take something positive away from my time spent in the woods.”

By going after the men’s record, Ms. Davis hopes not only to learn a bit more about herself and to further cement her relationship with her husband — “I know that we will grow in trust, communication and teamwork. Those traits not only serve us well on the trail, but in our marriage as well.” — but to raise people’s awareness about the A.T. specifically and the outdoors in general.

“I hope to elevate awareness of the sport and the outdoors, and to get more people involved in sharing a similar passion,” she said.

*This post originally appeared on the National Parks Traveler website. Find it here!



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Color Me Beautiful by Sasha Souza

March 7th, 2011

COLOR ME BEAUTIFUL

written by Sasha Souza

Celebrity wedding designer and color expert Sasha Souza shares her secrets for selecting the perfect wedding palette.

Most brides already have an idea of their wedding palette in mind before they even get engaged. That’s because color is so deeply rooted in who we are—our personality, our preferences, our individual essence. Which means that brides can and probably should decide on their wedding colors early on in their wedding planning process.

What colors we like and what colors we do not like can elicit a strong reaction in others (because, of course, they have their own deeply held color preferences). As a result, sharing your idea of your favorite colors can sometimes prove to be a source of conflict. For this reason, wedding colors are something that should be decided upon by the bride and groom without an excessive amount of input from others.

Choosing your wedding colors is a natural first step in creating the overall look and feeling of your wedding—a wedding that truly reflects who you and your fiancé are as individuals and as a couple. And by choosing your colors early, you will be setting the tone and the stage for everything that follows, including your gown, flowers, table linens, lighting, décor, invitations, even your cake.

Choose Your Hues

With so many colors to choose from, selecting a few specific hues can be an extremely daunting task. Let’s take red, for example. The first thing to realize is that there isn’t one single color red—there are thousands of shades of red, and every other color for that matter. If red is your favorite color, chances are that you are not looking to have a wedding full of primary red, but variations on the color that are either lighter or darker. Many red shades can be described easily by using food names: candy apple, strawberry, rhubarb, cherry. Perhaps you want to accent your preferred shade of red with the color green. If you tell somebody you’re having a red and green wedding, they will immediately think of Christmas. But if you tell them that your wedding will be lime and candy-apple red, it creates a completely different visual, and a different reaction in family member, friends and vendors with whom you discuss your event.

When choosing the colors you will use in your wedding, make sure to look around your home, your closet, your car. What are the prevailing colors you surround yourself with? Are most of your sweaters in shades of plum? Do you have a favorite azure-and-tangerine-toned pillow? Are your walls painted shades of burnt sienna with accents of eggshell? If so, you could use these cues as your inspiration to create your perfect wedding palette.

When Is White Right?

If you love white for your wedding simply because, well, you love white, then that is exactly the color you should have. If you are defaulting to white because you think it will be “just fine,” then it’s time to look at other colors that would make your wedding feel more like your wedding.

It’s rare to find a bride and groom who just don’t care what the colors of their wedding will be. Instead, many simply default to white because they don’t know how to mix the colors they love and blend them into one seamless event palette. It’s this fear of color that keeps some couples telling their event planner or catering director, “White will be just fine.” But is it “fine” or are you excited about it? That should be the key question you ask yourself before deciding to go with white linens, white wood folding chairs, white napkins neatly folded upon white china, and that bouquet of white flowers you hold in front of your white gown.

One way to keep some white in your wedding but still punch up the color is by choosing a colored table linen and accenting it with a white chair and white flowers with a bit of the linen color mixed in. This will make the white look brighter and the color pop instead of everything fading into each other. Another way you can do this is by substituting metallic tones such as silver or nickel for basic white, which adds a sophisticated and stylish dimension to your design, and a decidedly “special-occasion” feeling to your festivities.

Picture it: The combination of silver chiavari, ocean-blue tablecloth, cream centerpiece container and flowers in tones of cream, pearl and eggshell mixed with robin’s-egg blue accents, creates a rich and textured look that is so much more engaging than a simple white chair, white linen, and blue flowers in a glass container. You haven’t added more elements, you haven’t spent more money, you’ve just slightly altered your palette, and in the process taken your tablescape from ordinary to extraordinary.

Is It Trendy, Or Is It You?

Color trends tend to start with fashion (what you wear), and trickle down to home goods (how you decorate), until eventually they show up in weddings. In my own wedding design practice, the hottest recent color trend has been a blend of plum-and-peacock shades. Six to 12 months from now, it may be something else entirely.

There is no right or wrong answer to the question of whether you should follow a color trend, or go with the colors you love. Indeed, if you follow wedding blogs, pore over wedding publications, and devour wedding books with the passion of many of today’s brides, you’ll soon realize that there are so many color “trends” in any given season, some version of your favorite colors are likely to be represented in there somewhere.

In a nutshell, the colors you choose should speak to you and should make you feel excited. You should love looking at them in a look book or on a palette. If you can accomplish that early on as a first step in the vast array of wedding planning details, it will make every other step less stressful and more enjoyable for you and your vendors.

Sasha Souza is the owner of Sasha Souza Events (www.sashasouzaevents.com). She and her wedding design work have appeared on “The Early Show” (CBS), “Primetime” (ABC), “Inside Edition” and the Style Network’s “Whose Wedding is it Anyway?” Her newest book, “Signature Sasha: Magnificent Weddings by Design” (Beaufort Books, 2010) is available at amazon.com.

This article was published by Weddings in Houston Magazine.

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Hide!!! is a Mom’s Choice Award Gold Recipient!

March 7th, 2011

The Mom’s Choice Awards® Names Hide!!! Among Best In Family-Friendly Products (or Services)

The Mom’s Choice Awards® has named Hide!!! among the best in family-friendly media, products and services.

The Mom’s Choice Awards® (MCA) is an awards program that recognizes authors, inventors, companies, parents and others for their efforts in creating quality family-friendly media, products and services. Parents, educators, librarians and retailers rely on MCA evaluations when selecting quality materials for children and families. The Mom’s Choice Awards® seal helps families and educators navigate the vast array of products and services and make informed decisions.

An esteemed panel of judges includes education, media and other experts as well as parents, children, librarians, performing artists, producers, medical and business professionals, authors, scientists and others. A sampling of our panel members includes: Dr. Twila C. Liggett, ten-time Emmy-winner, professor and founder of PBS’s Reading Rainbow; Julie Aigner-Clark, Creator of Baby Einstein and The Safe Side Project; Jodee Blanco, New York Times best-selling author, Priscilla Dunstan, creator of the Dunstan Baby Language; Patricia Rossi, host of NBC’s Manners Minute; Dr. Letitia S. Wright, D.C., host of the Wright Place™ TV Show; and Catherine Witcher, M.Ed., special needs expert and founder of Precision Education, Inc.

MCA judges are bound by a strict code of ethics which ensures expert and objective analysis free from any manufacturer association. The evaluation process uses a propriety methodology in which entries are scored on a number of elements including production quality, design, educational value, entertainment value, originality, appeal and cost.

To be considered for an award, each entrant submits five identical samples of a product. Entries are matched to judges in the MCA database. Judges perform a thorough analysis and submit a detailed assessment. Results are compiled and submitted to the MCA Executive Committee for final approval.  The end result is a list of the best in family-friendly media, products and services that parents and educators can feel confident in using.

For more information on the awards program and the honorees, visit MomsChoiceAwards.com

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Beaufort’s Own THE COMEBACK Gets a Positive Review in The Wall Street Journal

February 17th, 2011

Catching Up, Getting Ahead

More free-trade agreements, lower corporate taxes, less government spending and more open immigration.

By ALAN MURRAY

When President Barack Obama talks about the competition to win the future, he avoids naming the opposing team. Not so Gary Shapiro, who begins “The Comeback” with a description of “my defining moment.” It’s July 2008; he is at a dinner in Qingdao, China, and a provincial Chinese official turns to him, points his thumb up in the air, and says: “China going up.” Then he turns his thumb down, moves his hand toward the floor and says: “U.S. going down.”

Another man might have observed that his dinner companion had downed one too many Maotais and left it at that. For Mr. Sharpiro, however, the exchange became an occasion for soul searching and led to the searing conclusion that the boorish official was right. “The truth hurts,” he says.

Mr. Shapiro is best known for his role as ringmaster at one of the globe’s largest gathering of geeks, gadget freaks and gear heads—the International Consumer Electronics Show, hosted in Las Vegas by the Consumer Electronics Association, which Mr. Shapiro heads. But in “The Comeback” he takes on another role. Like a losing coach on “Friday Night Lights,” he sets out to create a playbook for restoring the U.S. to economic pre-eminence, so that he might return to China a decade hence, find his Chinese nemesis, mention America’s economy and, as he puts it, “extend my thumb, pointing upward.”

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Mr. Shapiro focuses on innovation, which he argues is the nation’s great competitive advantage, the source of American exceptionalism. It is easy to think of innovation as something that just happens, but it is in fact embedded in a social and political matrix. Innovation, Mr. Shapiro writes, “is the fortunate result of our nation’s rich and unique stew of individual liberty, constitutional democracy, limited government, free enterprise, social mobility, ethnic diversity, immigrant assimilation, intellectual freedom, property rights and the rule of law. I can’t deconstruct how each factor makes its individual contribution, but I believe each is vitally important.”

But policies need to make the most of such exceptional assets, Mr. Shapiro observes, and too often they don’t. In “The Comeback” he details the policies that, he believes, will allow innovation to flourish. His recipe is a familiar one but not yet familiar enough to engage the preoccupied minds of warring political parties in Washington.

Among other things, Mr. Shapiro champions immigration. What policy could possibly be more self-defeating, he asks, than to allow the world’s best and brightest to study at our world-class universities and then (as we do now) deny them work visas and force them to go home? A university degree should represent a path to American citizenship, Mr. Shapiro argues. He also argues for giving special immigration status to promising entrepreneurs.

As for free trade, a source of notable bipartisan agreement in the Clinton era, it seems to have lost some of its political clout, Mr. Shapiro notes. The U.S. has been a huge beneficiary of trade pacts—including the much-maligned North American Free Trade Agreement. But the free-trade agreement with Colombia, signed in 2006, keeps getting stalled in Congress, in part because of pressure from labor unions. Get over it, Mr. Shapiro says. Congress should pass the Colombia free-trade agreement and others with Panama and South Korea. He also calls for eliminating “Buy America” provisions from U.S. law, which shut out foreign certain goods and services especially when federal money is being spent.

Mr. Shapiro notes that the U.S. corporate tax rate, one of the highest in the world, stifles entrepreneurship and innovation. And rather than encouraging innovative global companies to make their home here, America’s high tax rate pushes them away.

Plenty of other aspects of American politics and policy annoy Mr. Shapiro. He thinks that it’s an outrage that the U.S. ranks near the bottom among developed nations in math and science education. He doesn’t say quite what we are supposed to do about such a failure. He is ambivalent about charter schools. But he does blame many of the problems in American education on “entrenched interest groups,” especially teachers unions. (And “I say that,” he adds, “despite the fact that my father was an active teachers union organizer and representative.”) Unions generally, Mr. Shapiro believes, discourage innovation. Keep them in check, he urges—and don’t pass the proposed card-check law that would take away secret ballots for union organizing.

Parts of the Shapiro recipe are debatable. It’s not clear to me that high schools are a suitable place for teaching more “business and entrepreneurialism,” as he advocates. His argument for easing U.S. patent protection is one-sided. And his suggestions for cutting government spending can be more vague than helpful: “Our government needs to triage its spending to those programs most important to our future, especially the future of our children.”

Mr. Shapiro also fails to grapple with the paradox that underlies his analysis of the U.S.-China dynamic: Why is it that less government is the right answer in the U.S. while government is a critical driver of China’s economic success? Perhaps he should make that the subject of his next book.

Mr. Murray is deputy managing editor of The Wall Street Journal and the author of “The Wall Street Journal Essential Guide to Management.”

This article was originally published by The Wall Street Journal.

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Hide This Prize Under the Tree!

December 16th, 2010

Need a last minute gift idea? How about a signed copy of Jeff Foxworthy’s beautifully illustrated children’s book, Hide!!! Or even better, a personalized drawing from the book’s illustrator, Steve Bjorkman! Beaufort Books is giving away ten signed copies of the book.

One grand prize winner will also get a call from illustrator Steve Bjorkman, who will create a custom drawing of the winner. You can have him draw you on the ski slopes, as an astronaut…or even hanging out with Jeff Foxworthy! This is so good, you may just want to keep it for yourself.

To enter, send an email to JeffFoxworthyContest@gmail.com telling us who you’d like to give the prize to by 11:59 PM on Saturday, December 18th. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 20th at 12 PM.

Want to check out the book? You can find it here:

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Hide-Jeff-Foxworthy/dp/0825305543/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271103501&sr=1-1

B&N: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Hide/Jeff-Foxworthy/e/9780825305542/?itm=1&USRI=hide+foxworthy

Powells: http://www.powells.com/biblio/62-9780825305542-0

Borders.com: http://www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=0825305543

In Canada: Chapters Indigo: http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/Hide-Jeff-Foxworthy/9780825305542-item.html?ikwid=hide&ikwsec=Books

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Beaufort in The Wall Street Journal

December 13th, 2010

The Wall Street Journal, December 11, 2010
By Fred Siegel

In the 2010 electoral campaigns, some tea-party candidates referred to the objects of their middle-class enmity as “the ruling class.” The ruling class, as its critics understand it, consists of the overlapping circles of Washington, Wall Street, Hollywood, Silicon Valley and Big Labor who have the sense that their resources—financial and intellectual—entitle them to an outsize say in how America is governed.

The idea that there is a British-style ruling establishment in America is touched by more than a little hyperbole. But in the past three decades the political and class structure of the U.S. has indeed been rearranged. We have seen more and more “assortative mating”—wealthy, highly educated professionals marrying other wealthy, highly educated professionals—and the rise of information-age fortunes. In 1982, 20% of the Forbes 400 list of the wealthiest Americans was composed of people whose fortunes were based on old money. By 2008 that portion had dropped to 2%. The vast new accumulations of wealth—enabled, for the most part, by the creation of a world economy—belong to a small group of bicoastal beneficiaries.

In “Fortunes of Change: The Rise of the Liberal Rich and the Remaking of America,” David Callahan regards the political power of the newly enriched as a largely benign phenomenon. The left’s “traditional prism of class politics,” Mr. Callahan argues, is hopelessly outdated at a time when wealthy liberals are more than willing to make common cause with the barons of labor and the working class: “Far from corrupting the Democratic Party, some wealthy liberal donors are actually doing the exact opposite; they are helping the party find its moral backbone.”

Mr. Callahan—a senior fellow at Demos, a left-leaning think tank that he co-founded—begins by describing how moneyed liberals jammed the airspace around Washington when they arrived in private jets for Barack Obama’s inaugural. He notes that one “progressive” donor group, the Democratic Alliance, has been dubbed “billionaires for big government.”

The author admits to some qualms about the way Jon Corzine used the fortune he acquired at Goldman Sachs to win first a seat in the U.S. Senate and then the governorship of New Jersey. Mr. Corzine, in effect, bought the support of the state’s famously corrupt Democratic Party. “Yet Corzine was also extremely liberal,” Mr. Callahan notes approvingly, “so liberal that Americans for Democratic Action gave him a perfect 100 percent liberal rating for three of the five years he served in the Senate.” Mr. Corzine was not an outlier. Mr. Callahan acknowledges that his book “will confirm the right’s worst fears about the ties between coastal elites and left-wing activists.”

Pathology of the Elites: How the Arrogant Classes Plan to Run Your Life
By Michael Knox Beran
Ivan R. Dee, 293 pages, $26.95

If the liberal rich are indeed a kind of class of their own, what holds them together? Mr. Callahan doesn’t say, but we can always speculate. First there is the assumption that the technical know-how that built their wealth qualifies them for a privileged position in the political world. And then there is their contempt for George W. Bush and the voters who made him president. The left-wing and wealthy, accustomed to giving orders, don’t understand why the political system—which operates on a truly egalitarian principle (one man, one vote)—doesn’t automatically validate their worldview.

Mr. Callahan traces the rise of the liberal rich to the 1960s and the vital role played by Stewart Mott, a General Motors heir, in financing the 1968 anti-war campaign of Eugene McCarthy. But Michael Knox Beran, in “Pathology of the Elites,” looks well beyond the 1960s, finding the liberal-rich quest for power rooted in an older set of beliefs. In a collection of elegantly written essays on Lionel Trilling, Isaiah Berlin, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Hannah Arendt and Abraham Lincoln, Mr. Beran argues that this “arrogant” class is in thrall to the sort of utopian impulses long associated with radical leftism.

The liberal rich, Mr. Beran believes, imagine that government would be able to eliminate pollution, racial discrimination and other social scourges if only their own wise counsel were accepted. Mr. Callahan takes as a given the virtue of “supercitizens” like Google chief executive Eric Schmidt and financier George Soros. But when Mr. Beran discusses Google’s substantial economic investments in environmental projects, he sees not only self-interest but also vanity and a will to power that masks itself as virtue.

Many have noted the hypocrisy of Sen. John Kerry, he of the five mansions, haranguing others to reduce their carbon footprint. But even more important, as Mr. Beran sees it, is the way the imperiousness of John Kerry and his fellow moralists can quash “the common culture of the market square.” It is the interaction between citizens of varied sorts in the public common, Mr. Beran argues, that offers the opportunity for a degree of civic equality. Yet the liberal rich who would lecture us about equality tend to live in their own isolated social worlds and self-segregated neighborhoods.

Fortunes of Change: The Rise of the Liberal Rich and the Remaking of America
By David Callahan
Wiley, 314 pages, $25.95

Mr. Beran cites his hero, Abraham Lincoln: Those who, in one way or another, deny equality, Lincoln said, are “the miners and sappers of returning despotism. We must repulse them, or they will subjugate us.”

In one of his closing essays, Mr. Beran, a man of wide reading, strains to connect his argument with today’s headlines. He suggests that, in criticizing liberal pretension, Sarah Palin and the literary critic Lionel Trilling share a commitment to what Trilling described as the “moral” as opposed to the “social” imagination. Placing Ms. Palin and Trilling in the same sentence is misleading in more than the obvious way. Ms. Palin has her own kind of social imagination, one in which a self-organized society would largely govern itself—if only the elites could be forced to retreat. Mr. Beran wouldn’t go that far. He acknowledges, as Jefferson did, that “a complete overthrow of the aristocratic element in society would be a catastrophe.”

Just such an overthrow, by political means, is what Angelo Codevilla has in mind in “The Ruling Class: How They Corrupted America and What We Can Do About It.” Mr. Codevilla, a professor emeritus at Boston University, says that our elites—left, right and center—have discredited themselves. The financial crash was caused by the can’t-miss mathematical models of Wall Street whizzes. The outcry over climate change has been driven by scientific hucksterism. The private-sector middle class feels itself ground down by the costs and regulations imposed by the statist coalition of the liberal gentry and their allies in the pampered public-sector unions. Meanwhile the liberal gentry’s favorite politician, Barack Obama, displays priest-king pretensions.

Mr. Codevilla divides the U.S. into the categories of the 18th century: the Country Class of ordinary workaday Americans and the Ruling Class of the coastal elites, many of whom made their fortunes directly or indirectly from government. American society, he believes, has been deeply corrupted by the malign influences of an increasingly parasitic polity. “Regardless of what business or profession they are in,” he writes, referring to the Ruling Class, “their road up included government channels and government money because, as government has grown, its boundary with the rest of American life has become indistinct.”

The Ruling Class: How They Corrupted America and What We Can Do About It
By Angelo M. Codevilla
Beaufort, 147 pages, $12.95

Discussing the rise of the tea party, Mr. Codevilla note that, “while most of the voters who call themselves Democrats say that Democratic officials represent them well, only a fourth of the voters who identify themselves as Republicans tell pollsters that Republican officeholders represent them well.” His argument is grounded in the spirit of Federalist No. 62, which warned: “It will be of little avail to the people, that the laws are made by men of their own choice, if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood” except by government experts and their allies, who can “harvest” the value of new regulations.

Carrying that admonition into the present, Mr. Codevilla says that “laws and regulations nowadays are longer than ever because length is needed to specify how people will be treated unequally. . . . Congresses empower countless boards and commissions arbitrarily to protect some persons and companies, while ruining others.” That’s why companies hired 2,500 lobbyists last year just to guide the shape of climate-change legislation.

The book’s core argument, though too broad, has some purchase: The overreach and incompetence of the Obama administration has markedly weakened the public’s willingness to defer to Washington’s authority. But Mr. Codevilla’s anger leaves no room for the exceptional talent and expertise that can only grow more important in a complex world linked by trade and high technology. What good will it do us as a country if the Barbara Boxers of the world are replaced by the Sharron Angles?

With the occupant of the Oval Office bitterly disparaging “the wealthy” and tea-party stalwarts attacking “the elites,” a peculiar sort of class conflict is roiling American politics. It’s a well-funded conflict: On both sides of the aisle, as Mr. Callahan notes, “the most active donors hold the most ideologically extreme views.” That is why, regardless of the outcome of any one election, the mutual contempt evinced by liberal grandees and tea-party activists is likely to be with us for years to come.

—Mr. Siegel is a scholar in residence at St. Francis College in Brooklyn and a contributing editor of the Manhattan Institute’s City Journal.

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Beaufort in Publishers Weekly!

May 3rd, 2010

Sticking to the No-Advance Model

by Rachel Deahl – Publishers Weekly, 4/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

It was the imprint of the future. That was at least one of the more dramatic claims made in the media about HarperStudio when Bob Miller’s lean unit was announced at HarperCollins two years ago. The idea, though not entirely new—Roger Cooper launched the similarly drawn Vanguard in 2006—was pitched as an author-driven model in which writers would agree to lower advances in exchange for higher royalties and bigger marketing budgets. While the media may have played the biggest role in decreeing HarperStudio the next big thing in an otherwise traditional—and perhaps broken—industry, the imprint drew an outsize amount of attention for its small list—24 titles a year—and approach.

So how is the no-advance model faring now that HarperStudio is no longer? PW talked to two of the original no-advance evangelists, Eric Kampmann at Beaufort Books and Cooper, and both said they are faring well, if still facing the same uphill battles as everyone in publishing.

Cooper, who does more of a mix of fiction and nonfiction than Kampmann (who largely focuses on nonfiction), said that he’s been slightly more successful publishing his nonfiction titles. He noted that each contract is drawn up differently in relation to marketing budgets, observing, “There’s no formula we’re being slavish to.” Vanguard’s print runs vary widely, between 25,000 and 150,000 copies, and Cooper said the idea is that a book “doesn’t have to be a home run every time. The stakes are to do the best job possible.” With this model, he said, that goal is more feasible.

Kampmann said the Beaufort model was more like the Vanguard one in that neither gives advances, while HarperStudio offered advances as high as $100,000. And, like Vanguard, the indie caters to authors, he said, “who are willing to become more a part of the publishing process.” While Kampmann said Beaufort was really put on the map—and in authors’ and agents’ minds—when it published O.J. Simpson’s If I Did It (working with the Goldman family) in 2008, his colleague, associate publisher Margot Atwell, said that HarperStudio did bring attention to Beaufort and Vanguard’s models. “I think HarperStudio brought a lot of attention to the profit-share model,” she said. “Before, it was a little harder to explain what we do.”

That attention has changed, slightly, the acquisition process. Although both Cooper and Kampmann said projects come in via solicitation and from agents, (and, sometimes, in other ways) more people in the industry are taking notice. Beaufort is publishing Jeff Foxworthy’s next book in October, and, Kampmann said, the comedian’s agent, Peter McGuigan at Foundry, brought the project to him. Erin Smith, who handles publicity at Beaufort, said she believes “there are certain agents thinking outside the box and trying to find ways to work with their authors,” many of whom can benefit from the setup of getting less money upfront with the chance of getting more down the line.

http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/456777-Sticking_to_the_No_Advance_Model.php



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The Censorship of South Park and Our Culture’s Courage

April 26th, 2010

by Toon Zone

http://www.toonzone.net/blog/blogs/212/the-censorship-of-south-park-and-our-cultures-courage/

I am of course confident that I will fulfill my tasks as a writer in all circumstancesfrom my grave even more successfully and more irrefutably than in my lifetime. No one can bar the road to truth, and to advance its cause I am prepared to accept even death. But may it be that repeated lessons will finally teach us not to stop the writer’s pen during his lifetime? At no time has this ennobled our history. -Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Since April 21, 2010, fear-driven censorship has once again been on the march. It marches at the expense of free expression, artistic liberty, and our collective understanding of the fundamental truth that thought cannot, should not, and never will be governed or truly conquered by any force on this Earth.

I am obviously referring to what the internet and the entertainment media have been talking about to death since Thursday morning: the censorship of the prophet Muhammad on the raunchy, rude, and fearless animated comedy South Park on Comedy Central. I will not bore readers with the details that most of you likely already know. If you are new to the controversy over this incident and want to fully understand the events that led to it, the New York Times has reported on it excellently. In addition, an editorial by Toonzone News’ editor-in-chief addressed the censorship of Muhammad in the episode Cartoon Wars just over four years ago with reason and class, and it’s as relevant now as it was then.  Finally, if you are one of the few that have not seen it, here is the official statement that South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have issued about Comedy Central’s censorship.

In the 14 years we’ve been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn’t stand behind. We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn’t some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps. In fact, Kyle’s customary final speech was about intimidation and fear. It didn’t mention Muhammad at all but it got bleeped too. We’ll be back next week with a whole new show about something completely different and we’ll see what happens to it.

Lest we forget, of course, South Park has been harshly but peacefully condemned for “blasphemy” as well as its content by at least one group aligned with the Christian faith–the Catholic League–in the past. Whatever you happen to think of that or other disputes, it suffices to say that these past controversies amounted to peaceful wars of words and ultimately never resulted in any special treatment.

Now for all of the opposition that is being offered against this incident right now, I have to honestly and sorrowfully say that I don’t think it’s at the level that it should be just yet.

The opposition is not angry enough and it has yet to fully address all of the aspects of the issue. Meanwhile, in my view the few that sympathize with the network’s decision are utterly lost at sea. In response, I will humbly take it on myself to directly state some truths that we should not overlook as individuals or as a society.

The first critical thing to understand may be the most obvious, but it should be said in plain English often and without apology. This censorship this is absolutely a surrender to Islamic fanaticism and the threat of violence. In short, it is a clear concession to terrorism. In the episode 200, the image of Muhammad was censored while the prophet himself was talked about. After that episode aired, a member of the radical fringe group Revolution Muslim spoke out and suggested that South Park’s creators were risking violence because of that episode’s content. When the episode 201 aired, even saying “Muhammad” or “prophet Muhammad” meant a censorship beep. As the New York Times reports, Comedy Central declined to comment about whether Revolution Muslim had any influence on its decision. Perhaps that’s because everyone understands that they don’t need to.

Another critical fact about this censorship is that it is unprecedented. It is new. Things were not always this way. In the 2001 episode Super Best Friends, Muhammad was parodied along with a slew of other significant religious figures as a member of a goofy superhero team. With the multi-part episode Cartoon Wars from 2006, the image of the prophet Muhammad was controversial and ultimately never shown on television. In 2010, for the episodes 200 and 201 Muhammad was allegedly hidden in a U-Haul truck and disguised by a bear suit (it was really Santa Claus), drawn as a generic stick figure, and completely covered by a black censorship bar. Even without an actual visual representation of Muhammad on the screen, the episode provoked extremist reactions and the comments of Revolution Muslim.

Related to this, the reality is that the censorship also quickly expanded after the airing of 201. At first, the reruns of 201 were canceled and not hosted on southparkstudios.com. By Thursday night, Super Best Friends was pulled not only from South Park Studios, but from legal online sources such as Amazon Marketplace, Netflix’s streaming service, and the iTunes store. That’s right folks, we are now reduced to the point where they refuse to directly sell you a cartoon that so much as depicts the prophet Muhammad. At the time of this writing, the only method left is probably to buy South Park season 5 on DVD. This is assuming, of course, that the fools won’t find a way to pull that off of the shelves in a completely unhinged scorched-Earth strategy.

However, let’s realize something else that is important. It was not only references to Muhammad that were targeted for censorship. We have also been told by Mr. Parker and Mr. Stone that the moral lesson offered near the end of 201 said nothing at all about Muhammad. It was about “intimidation and fear” and, we can assume, about how it’s important to not succumb to these things. Comedy Central censored the entire bloody thing with beeps. Not only did they give in over Muhammad, they also fruitlessly silenced rhetoric that would have damned them for it — rhetoric in a two part episode that, on the whole, pretty much did exactly that anyway. So here we have in fact been confronted with the reality of two types of cowardice: cowardice against violent threats and cowardice against, of all things, the strength of a simple argument. One inevitably has to wonder: will Comedy Central silence Cartoon Wars next since it also debates this issue of whether free expression should ever succumb to the threat of violence? Tell us, Comedy Central. Tell us, Viacom. Are you that cowardly and afraid? We all hope not.

All of this said, it is not enough to only condemn Comedy Central.

Comedy Central has made itself a significant part of the problem, but it did not start this problem and it is not the only sinner. It is essential to understand this, lest this issue be narrowly defined by skeptics and censorship apologists as only a simple skirmish over a popular cartoon show that isn’t worth a human life. This controversy is one fight in a bigger battle. Comedy Central does what it does because of the cultural climate that has tragically been created by the riots that occurred in response to published editorial cartoons which attacked Islamic extremism. These Danish cartoons were printed by the newspaper Jyllands-Posten in 2005 and were then eventually reprinted in dozens of newspapers throughout the European continent during the following year. Many of these cartoons depicted Muhammad, most notably the cartoon that drew a bomb where a turban would be. Angry riots were waged in 2006; propaganda at the time would have you believe that they were 100% spontaneous. Even today, propaganda would have you believe that Islam universally bans any representation of Muhammad when in reality, the truth is more complicated. Different schools of Muslim theology have different views about this. Furthermore, the fanatics’ propaganda wants you to believe that violence is without any doubt Islam’s mandated response to blasphemy. That is not true.

Many of these riots were violent. Danish embassies in the Middle East were trashed, and people died because of some of the protests. Since then, the political cartoons have been considered taboo by many, and depictions of Muhammad have been opposed by respectable, well-educated, and influential people.

It’s true. Consider the fact that from the start, these cartoons have been talked about but not shown by major newspapers in the United States. If there are examples, they are sadly exceptions to the rule. This subject has also proven controversial in academia; you can just ask professor Jytte Klausen of Brandeis University. She wrote a scholarly and well-researched book called The Cartoons That Shook The World. Its purpose was to analyze the Danish cartoon controversy and the political fallout it caused. It was true scholarship; it was a work on the opposite extreme compared to the deliberately silly satire of South Park. It was intelligent, it was well-researched and footnoted, and it was created with absolutely no intent to insult the Muslim faith in any way whatsoever. Among other images, the book was going to include a picture of a newspaper page that displayed the cartoons.

This book was accepted for publication by Yale University Press. Then Yale’s administration made the call to remove that image from manuscript. Let me just repeat that: Yale censored an image of a newspaper that included the very cartoons that the book was created specifically to discuss, analyze, and talk about. This would have been bad enough on its own, but they went even further; all pictures related to Muhammad were removed from the book, including a 19th century painting by Gustave Dore that had never before provoked any protest or been the subject of any controversy.

How was this decision reached? Yale University Press appealed to the University for guidance. The University consulted many experts about the ramifications of publishing these images and whether they should do so. The alleged consensus was that there was a risk of provoking violence around the world that shouldn’t be taken. These experts included diplomats and counter-terrorism officials, according to Yale’s claim (it did not name all of those consulted). At least some stood up for liberty. Others made excuses, and they won. One such man was John Negroponte, who among other things was once the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations and its first Director of National Intelligence. He publicly endorsed the censorship. Another was Fareed Zakaria, the editor of Newsweek International and the host of Fareed Zakaria GPS on CNN. He summed up the surrender position quite well: “As a journalist and public commentator, I believe deeply in the First Amendment and academic freedom. But in this instance Yale Press was confronted with a clear threat of violence and loss of life.” Let’s be crystal clear about this, dear reader: no threat had been issued in response to the upcoming book. At the time, Cary Nelson, the president of the American Association of University Professors, bitterly commented that, “We do not negotiate with terrorists. We just accede to their anticipated demands.”

By the way, the censored illustrations and brief discussions of their context have all since been printed in a short book called Muhammad: The “Banned” Images. The man responsible for this is Dr. Gary Hull, an honors professor at Duke University and a real-life American hero. He accomplished this and made the book available ASAP by side-stepping University publishers, producing the book via independent contractors and an imprint created specifically for this purpose, Voltaire Press. The book has been for sale since October 29th, 2009. Hey, guess what everyone. No mass uprisings. The world didn’t come to an end.

So much for the experts.

Academia is unmistakably a battleground in this fight. So is far too much of the Western mainstream media. So is film. Let’s remember the man that Revolution Muslim referred to, the politically incorrect Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh. He was murdered by a terrorist for making Submission, a ten minute film that attacked the abuse of Muslim women. The film aired on TV in many European countries, but it was pulled from the International Film Festival Rotterdam. They didn’t want to endanger the other filmmakers. The writer of Submission, feminist activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali, went into hiding to protect her life. She intends to make a sequel to Submission someday, lest the message be sent that violence works. Meanwhile, I have heard of no upcoming Hollywood film that is following suit. Hell, I’m waiting for a Western film that will follow the example of Persepolis.

There’s more. Writing for the New York Times today, Ross Douthat takes note of other past compromises such as “…the German opera house that that temporarily suspended performances of Mozart’s opera “Idomeneo” because it included a scene featuring Muhammad’s severed head,” as well as “Random House’s decision to cancel the publication of a novel about the prophet’s third wife.” This novel was The Jewel of Medina by Sherry Jones. Fortunately, it was ultimately published by Beaufort Books instead and people are free to judge its merits for themselves.

Who still wants to argue that this is just about some silly cartoon?

To return to the issue of blame, I’ll take things even further. Some have said that Islamic extremism and Revolution Muslim are exclusively to blame. They must indeed be vigilantly and relentlessly opposed. However, just as the problem is not all about Comedy Central, our greatest challenge is not Revolution Muslim or Islamic radicals as a group. These individuals are crazy and intolerant today, they were crazy and intolerant yesterday, they were crazy and intolerant before I was born in 1982, and they’ll be crazy and intolerant tomorrow. The fanatics are not new, and truth is that the fanatic himself will never become extinct so long as human nature is as imperfect as human thought is free. The conclusion to draw from this reality is as logical as it is painful to understand. It is we that have changed. Consider where we stand now: there is a serious debate about whether it is acceptable to risk violence in exchange for a freedom that our fellows and our ancestors have willingly fought and died for.

Now some have come to the conclusion that, well, the censorship is really quite understandable because Comedy Central ought to protect itself and the people that work for it. This line of thought has been propped up by no less a prominent figure than Jon Stewart, the host of The Daily Show. Now yes, Islamic radicalism was justifiably eviscerated by Mr. Stewart on his show, and he does not approve of the censorship. More power to him. But Mr. Stewart also remarked that Comedy Central writes the checks. It’s their right to censor South Park, he says. I’ll freely admit that this is true. After all, the network has censored language for years. But how unfortunate that he and others are right in the process of side-stepping the real question: was this censorship the right thing to do?

We have to understand the context of the so-called warnings that were issued between the airing of 200 and 201. As has been reported, Revolution Muslim is a very small organization based out of New York City. It doesn’t have more than twelve people working in its office. At best, Revolution Muslim is a fringe group of extremist crackpots, not an Al Qaeda cell. According to the New York Times, even the FBI and the New York Police Department believe that there is nothing that law enforcement can do about the group right now. Of all things, this is the group that the apologists say that Comedy Central is justified in surrendering to?

But make no mistake: the censorship apologists can and should be treated seriously and respectfully. They can be confronted and defeated on their own terms. So let us assume for a moment that direct threats have been made against Comedy Central that we do not know about, or that there really was a small possibility that referencing the prophet Muhammad in 201 would have provoked a violent response.

Don’t misunderstand me. I am completely certain that most Comedy Central sympathizers don’t like that Muhammad was censored on South Park. Maybe Jon Stewart honestly doesn’t think he’s in a position to condemn his bosses even though he hosts the hottest television show on the network. I really doubt that Fareed Zakaria and John Negroponte want to believe that censorship is necessary. I am even willing to concede that the decision to censor Muhammad probably wasn’t an easy snap judgment. And yes, there is always that slim chance that tragedy will happen if you do not surrender to the threats of the fanatic. Yet ultimately, this point of view amounts to an attempt to rationalize what has happened.

You can’t do that.

You cannot advocate playing it safe while imagining that you stand for liberty and against the tyranny of fear without indulging in extreme self-delusion. This is following the path of least resistance. I’m personally no fan of Noam Chomsky, but he understood the principle of free speech when he said that “If you believe in freedom of speech, you believe in freedom of speech for views you don’t like.” This is an excellent point, and not just because of the way it advocates tolerance. The greater message is that if you believe in certain principles, then you believe in them when it is hard to do so. With that in mind, I submit the following: if you believe in freedom of speech, then you believe in it when it is challenged.

Terrorism attempts to force or coerce change through intimidation and fear. It is not merely a challenge against a Government, nor is it someone else’s problem. Terrorism’s true target is culture and civilization. Its true target is the people. Its true target is us. Terrorism does not work when it threatens us. Terrorism does not work when it kills people. Terrorism works when it achieves change in response to its actions. The fanatic does not care if you submit to him while calling him a radical bastard. He cares about having his way.

I implore each and every one of you to seriously think about the reality of the world we live in. When do you think Islamic radicalism will dissipate to the point that it will be completely safe in your mind to reference Muhammad, let alone to think about and portray and discuss him in the same way that we do Jesus Christ? Is it ten years? Twenty years? Thirty years? Will it be when you’re a grandfather or a grandmother? For how long would you like to wait while fear-based censorship becomes progressively more ingrained and accepted in your culture? Who will decide when it’s safe enough, and how? At what point do our institutions and our media and our entertainment industry declare with a unified voice that is enough is enough?

Principles are not principles if you abandon them at the first sign of a reasonable excuse.

My plea is that you do not feel disappointed about this censorship. Do not feel sad. Do not satisfy yourself with the idea that season 14 of South Park will eventually be released on DVD completely uncensored, which it damn well better be. Above all, don’t feel passive or decide that this is the only way that things can be.

You should be mad. You should remember every attack of any variety against our way of life and etch them into your mind. Let them inspire not rage, but renewed determination. This is about you.

We must insist that Muhammad return to television and to the internet until Muhammad becomes an uncontroversial part of our public discourse. Because the human mind must be allowed to create and to think and to assert completely unencumbered by fear. Most importantly, do not keep your discontent quiet. Do not be content with complaining on Twitter, or on Facebook, or on your personal blog. Contact Comedy Central and its corporate parent Viacom directly, and let them know exactly how you feel. Be respectful but tough. Don’t spam them, wait for just a little while and see what happens. Then protest all over again if nothing has changed. The best possible response to censorship is to strongly and consistently say, “No.”

There’s more to it than even that. Go out of your way to see, show, and understand what the clueless executives and the foolish faction of intellectuals don’t want you to see. Watch for other threats of compromise and take a stand when they emerge. Do all of this with the knowledge that this cultural battle can be won. In the long run, we lose only if we forfeit the game. That’s true for a very simple reason.

There are more of us than there are of them.

Todd “GWOtaku” DuBois is a contributing writer for Toonzone.



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FOOD JOBS Wins 2008 Gourmand World Cookbook Award

August 24th, 2009

FOOD JOBS Wins 2008 Gourmand World Cookbook Award:
Best Food Book for Professionals in the World

New York, NY (July 3, 2009)– FOOD JOBS: 150 Great Jobs for Culinary Students, Career Changers and Food Lovers by Irena Chalmers had been awarded the 2008 Best Food Book for Professionals in the World, following her January award of Best in the U.S. by the Gourmand World Cookbook Awards committee. Chalmers’ title was selected from more than 6,000 submitted titles in 40 languages from 107 countries.

The Gourmand World Cookbook Awards has recognized FOOD JOBS for offering uniquely practical and vital insights and answers to entering one of the few industries that is growing in the U.S. and around the world.

Edouard Cointreau, founder and president of the Gourmand World Cookbook Awards, calls FOOD JOBS very timely, useful and needed. “In these difficult times, jobs are probably the most important issue, before banks or real estate,” said Cointreau. “FOOD JOBS is packed with practical information, easy and even funny, very serious and accurate in its comments and advice. It is difficult to imagine how it could be better.”



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